What is your problem?

• I'm addicted to PsyZoo
• I have chronic anxiety
• I have poor self-esteem
• I hate PsyZoo but had to read all it's comic strips
• I can't stop thinking about sex
• I'm having a depression
• I wish I was PsyZoo's creator
• I am fearless
• People think I'm crazy
• I am greedy
• My life is empty without PsyZoo

I'm addicted to PsyZoo
Read all the strips again a dozen more times and it should pass.

I have chronic anxiety
Try to relax and imagine yourself on an empty PsyZoo stage.

I have poor self-esteem
Read PsyZoo again. You'll feel better about yourself.

I hate PsyZoo but had to read all it's comic strips
A classic PsyZoocian shock syndrome. Your uncounscious mind is entertained while your conscious one can't stand that there are no visible characters. There is no treatment for this yet so it could be wiser to clear your internet history and try to forget about PsyZoo.

I can't stop thinking about sex
Even while reading PsyZoo?

I'm having a depression
Stop reading PsyZoo.

I wish I was PsyZoo's creator
No you don't.

I am fearless
There will be much more PsyZoo comic strips coming up.

People think I am crazy
Don't mention that you like PsyZoo then. It would only aggravate your problem.

I am greedy
Please donate to support PsyZoo.

My life is empty without PsyZoo
We love you too and we'll eventually have more to show you. Please try to move on and have a life meanwhile.