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PsyZoo Comics Season 1 Accessible Transcript

Textual Screen Reader Version For the Blind and Visually Impaired

Comic Strip 1

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Ok comic strip characters, this show will start with or without you.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: We will not be intimidated by your absence.

Comic Strip 2

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Huh oh, the producer...

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: Why did you start this series without any characters?

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Contractual dispute, they want more money.

Comic Strip 3

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: How can airing comic strips without characters be any good?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Negociation tactic. The characters will feel less important than they think.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Comic Strip 4

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Ok comic strip characters, I have a clear mandate to bring you on board.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene character: How much will we get paid?

Off-scene director: Not much, but you risk total non-existence if you refuse.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene character: We'll think about it.

Comic Strip 5

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: What about that big star we were about to hire?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: He used us to renegotiate a larger contract with his current employer.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Though business.

Comic Strip 6

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: And who might you be?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I'm your newly appointed comic strip stage assistant.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I obviously had too much to manage.

Comic Strip 7

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I see that you are a woman.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: How observing of you.

Off-scene director: Funny. It's for the benefit of our audience.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: You need more help than I thought

Comic Strip 8

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I always play though when trying to negociate with characters

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Yes, I've noticed the fruits of your brilliant tactic

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Comic Strip 9

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Why didn't you mention that the producer was also a woman?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Because you were going to do so in this comic strip

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I need to lay down

Comic Strip 10

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: That does it! If no characters want to go on stage then I'll do it myself.

Square 2

[A foot enters the comic strip panel]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: What's wrong?

Off-scene director: Stage fright

Comic Strip 11

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: The name's Bond, James Bond

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: What are you doing?

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Trying to build self-confidence before going on stage.

Comic Strip 12

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Still have stage fright?

The director mumbles unclear words.

Comic Strip 13

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Darn stage fright

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Old trick. Imagine going in front of naked comic strip readers.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director screaming: Aaarghh!

Comic Strip 14

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I realize that my desire to go on stage was partly ego-oriented.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Don't worry. Your stage fright probably did your ego a favor.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: That does not help at all.

Off-scene assistant: You're welcome.

Comic Strip 15

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Huh oh, the producer again...

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: I thought the comic characters' labor dispute was resolved.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: They have cold feet about having their career associated forever with us.

Comic Strip 16

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I have a suggestion to improve the series.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: Who is she?

Off-scene director: The new comic strip assistant you hired to help me out.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: Hi there. Though job. You deserve a raise.

Off-scene assistant: Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me.

Comic Strip 17

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Any progress with the character negociations?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Never mind

Comic Strip 18

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Perhaps you could go on stage.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: It's not part of my contract.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Your contract is to help me out.

Off-scene assistant: And to help you sign clearer contracts.

Comic Strip 19

Square 1

[Empty scene]

A reader's letter: Dear PsyZoo author, when will you be moving on with some real characters?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Weird. This sounds more like a prayer.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: To a higher being that probably does not exist

Comic Strip 20

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: For those who are not yet sure about who we are...

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: I'm the comic strip producer (and big boss)

Off-scene director: I'm the comic strip director

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I'm the director's assistant

Off-scene from the bottom of the scene: I'm nobody

Comic Strip 21

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Please comic strip characters, don't quit on me a second time

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Please comic strip characters, don't quit on me a third time

Comic Strip 22

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: The producer urges us to present our new characters

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: But we don't have any characters hired yet

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I'm starting to question your attitude

Comic Strip 23

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Oh no, here comes the producer again

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene producer: I thought you said we had some characters hired?

Off-scene director thinking: I need a good lie...quick

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: They telecomute

Comic Strip 24

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: The producer is considering cutting our comic strip budget

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: What? we have a budget?

Comic Strip 25

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Charlie Brown accepted to appear in our comic strips

Off-scene assistant: That's great news!'

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: ... but only if we pay him millions of dollars plus luxury spa retreats every weekend

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Wow. These never-aging comic strip stars are so spoiled in real life

Comic Strip 26

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Apparently, people in the entertainment business have a greater psychological need to be admired.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I sure hope that's not our case.

Comic Strip 28

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: We need to increase our female viewership.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: How about having something to view first ?

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Do you always need to be such a rational geek?

Off-scene assistant: It's funnier with a male audience.

Comic Strip 32

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Darn, the lights just went off

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: We never show anything anyhow

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Good point

Comic Strip 33

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I did it!

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Did what? Can't see a thing.

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I overcame my stage fright

Comic Strip 34

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: The producer urges us to present the new characters

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: But we don't have any characters hired yet

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I'm starting to question your attitude

Comic Strip 35

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: We make the best comic strips in the world

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: You can't be serious

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: I seriously need another confidence boost

Comic Strip 36

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: What if we make our comic strips in 3d

Off-scene assistant: There you go...

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Nothingness in 3d

Comic Strip 37

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: What if we add a fourth square to our comic strips.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Square 4

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I'm not sure this qualifies as an improvement

Comic Strip 39

Square 1

[Empty scene]

A reader's letter: Dear PsyZoo Team, you dudes rock! You're able to make pathetic look cool.

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Humm, I suppose that was a compliment...

Comic Strip 40

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: What a great comic strip season we're having!

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: Another self-confidence boost?

Off-scene director: No, trying to play on the fear-of-missing-out to hire characters

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene assistant: I can already imagine them aligning at our studio's door.

Comic Strip 41

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Off-scene nobody: Would you happen to have a none-character job?

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Off-scene director: Maybe, but you would need to start at the bottom of the ladder

Square 3

[Empty scene]

Off-scene nobody: I somehow already got that impression.

Comic Strip 42

Square 1

[Spider crawling down a thread]

Square 2

[A broom is about to swipe the spider]

Off-scene director: Please don't!

Square 3

[Spider hanging by its thread]

Off-scene director: That's the most action we had in a while

Off-scene assistant: Like forever

Comic Strip 43

Square 1

[Spider webs everywhere]

Square 2

[Spider webs everywhere]

Off-scene assistant: Will we be doing scary comic strips?

Square 3

[Spider hanging by its thread]

Off-scene director: Ok, I'll let the new janitor know that the stage can be cleaned now.

Comic Strip 38

Square 1

[Rabbit shadow]

Square 2

[Alligator shadow]

Square 3

Off-scene director: Ok, who's the wise guy doing puppet shadows with the comic strip's projector?

Comic Strip 44

Square 1

[Empty scene]

Square 2

[Empty scene]

Square 3

Off-scene assistant: Huh... hi everyone

Off-scene director: Why the urge to waste comic strip templates?

Comic Strip 44

Square 1

[Honey pot]

Square 2

[Honey pot]

Off-scene assistant: What's up with that?

Square 3

[Honey pot]

Off-scene director: A negociation tactic I've read in a book to entice characters to work with us

Comic Strip 44

Square 1

[Honey pot]

Square 2

[Honey pot]

Off-scene assistant: Possible you've made a too literal interpretation of the advice?

Square 2

[Honey pot]

Off-scene director: Shh... we must also show strong support between team members.

  • # 45 - dream
  • # 46 - want to thank
  • # 47 - Someone know someone...
  • # 48 - Children don't like
  • # 49 - Next season can only be better
  • # 50 - Hey, this is our last of our first season. So? You've ruined it
Deleted scenes
  • # Rolling ball
  • # Repetitive sense of humor
  • # Seinfeld ref
  • # Garfield
  • # Well planned coincidence
  • # Stunt double
  • # Dudes rock
  • # Biotech
  • # Cigar
  • # Support the president
  • # Need to say something
You only have a tail to identify yourself as a lion? I'm probably the most averaging guy you'll ever find Elephant. Can I keep the mask? I would feel better not showing my real face. I don't like being filmed. Sure, if you provide it. The studio can't afford it.