PsyZoo Season One
- Not Much Ado About Anything -
Transcript

Since the comic strips basically have no characters to display...yet, it seems that it could be a
good comic strip series for the blind or visually disabled. Below is a transcript of the comic strips that could
also be used with a text-to-voice software.

Please note that all Panels are visually empty unless mentioned otherwise
or that a special emphasis is made about it's emptiness.

Comic Strip 1
Panel 1:
Director > We are proud to present our first comic strip.
Panel 2 :
[Empty Stage]
Panel 3 :
Director > Humm, maybe starting without a cast and decor was not such a great idea after all.

Comic Strip 2
Panel 1:
Director > Huh, oh. Here comes the producer...
Panel 2 :
Producer > Where is the idiot that started publishing these strips without a cast and decor?
Panel 3 :
Director (thinking) > Luckily, he should have a hard time finding me

Comic Strip 3
Panel 1:
Director > Darn, the producer found me.
Panel 2 :
Producer > I hope you have an intelligent excuse for creating these strips without even having characters on-stage
Panel 3 :
Director > Contractual dispute. They want more money.

Comic Strip 4
Panel 1:
Director > Ok gang, the producer is not very happy about the visual emptiness of our first comic strips.
Panel 2 :
[A simple, plain ball on stage]
Assistant > How about starting with something simple? A ball for instance...
Panel 3 :
Director > I can already feel the excitement

Comic Strip 5
Panel 1:
[A simple, plain ball on stage]
Director > Huh oh, the producer again...
Producer > What is this?
Panel 2 :
[A simple, plain ball on stage]
Director > We thought about going with something very simple for our first generation comic strips
Panel 3 :
[A simple, plain ball on stage]
Producer > What happened to all these wacky fun adventure scenarios you sold me?
Director > Ok, I suppose we could elaborate a bit

Comic Strip 6
Panel 1:
[A simple, plain ball in the center of the stage]
Director > Would there be a way to make things happen without having to pay characters to go on stage?
Panel 2 :
[The comic strip panel is visually rotated. The balls moves to the lower-end corner of the panel]
Panel 3 :
[A simple, plain ball in a lower corner of the stage]
Director > Awesome, thanks!
Assistant > Want to see it go the other way too?

Comic Strip 7
Panel 1:

[A Reader's Letter]
Dear PsyZoo Authors,

When will you be moving on with some real stories and characters?

Regards

Panel 2 :
[Empty Stage]
Panel 3 :
Director > What is this guy talking about?

Comic Strip 8
Panel 1:
[A dog is on stage]
Director >Hey, what's going on?
Assistant > Someone brought a dog on the set
Panel 2 :
[Dog lifting a paw to pee]
Director > Aaaarrgggh!
Panel 3 :
Assistant> Wouldn't complain. This is the most action we've seen in this comic strip series yet.

Comic Strip 9
Panel 1:
Producer (Big Boss) > I just got a complaint from a reader. He says that our comic strips are pathetic.
Panel 2 :
[Empty Stage]
Panel 3 :
Director > Did he explain why?

Comic Strip 10
Panel 1:
Director > Ok you comic strip characters, I have a clear mandate to get you on board and start making things happen in our strips
Panel 2 :
Character > How much will get paid?
Panel 3 :
Director > How about never existing and remembered if you don't.
Character > Fair enough.

Comic Strips : 1-10, 11-20, 21-30, 31-40, 41-50    Languages: English | Français | Pусский

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